Quirky Clock Owner Pillows

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

"You keep impeccable time."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

Clock Face Golf Set

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

No Binge Watching

Clockwork Doll

Junk Mail Shredder.

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

"Fall back...spring ahead."

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

'Believe me, she definitely had some work done on her face.'

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'