Quirky Churchgoer T-Shirts

Find a playful t-shirt for the quirky churchgoer that combines faith and humor effortlessly. Great for casual worship days or everyday expressions of spirituality.

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The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.' mockup

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

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"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe." mockup

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work." mockup

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

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'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.' mockup

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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United Church of OMG

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"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms." mockup

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

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'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.' mockup

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

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"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?" mockup

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

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"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!" mockup

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

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"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?" mockup

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

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'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?' mockup

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

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"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

"Collections were down. We had to get creative." mockup

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

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'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?' mockup

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name. mockup

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

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'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.' mockup

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

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"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three." mockup

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

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"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive." mockup

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

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"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'" mockup

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

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The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last mockup

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

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"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor" mockup

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

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Out for lunch... GOD

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'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.' mockup

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

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"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction." mockup

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

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IOUs In The Church Collection Plate mockup

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

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'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.' mockup

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

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'How come I never see you in church?' mockup

'How come I never see you in church?'

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"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!"

"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!" mockup

"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!"

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Quirky Churchgoer T-Shirts Collection

Quirky Churchgoer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs filled with faith-inspired humor—perfect for the quirky churchgoer who loves to start their day with a smile.

Quirky Churchgoer Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add humor and faith to any space—great for the quirky churchgoer’s home or prayer corner.

Quirky Churchgoer Prints

Browse inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate faith with a creative flair—ideal for decorating with personality and devotion.