Quirky Chore Strategies Mugs

I ironed my shirt whilst I was wearing it.

A man washing a mascot costume

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Cleaning service on skates.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

Women uses a Zeppelin to fly help dry her laundry.

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

Professional Dishwasher Loading Championship

'I'll see your 'Washing the Dishes' and raise you 'Two Loads of Laundry''

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'