Quirky Chore Lover Pillows

Sprinkler dish washing.

A man washing a mascot costume

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

A pirate with a peg leg hanging out socks

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I love you, you big fool."

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Good dog!"

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Cleaning service on skates.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'Slow and hurl.'

Cat Chores

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Just empty it."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

Latrinologist

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

Shuttle wash

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

Romance over the iron boards

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

Cross Fit