Quirky Cheer Artist Mugs

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Anna Calvi

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He's maturing early.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Texturing the Walls

Jumping cheerleaders

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Happy new year!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Tom Mullica.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'