Quirky Ceo Admirer Prints

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'I appreciate recognition...but pats on the head are demeaning.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Self-Employment

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"When I said you were instrumental to this company, the instrument I had in mind was a kazoo."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Our Beloved $68 a Share

"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

The spirit of creative challenge is the driving force of our corporate philosophy.

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

The Niche Economy

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

Jack Ma

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

'Just tell them their salaries will be revenue neutral.'

"Where are you going with this, Wingate?"

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

Rupert Murdoch

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

'Offices with windows are scarce. How about one with a peephole?'

Businessmen.