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"The guillotine is in the shop, so I'm going to have to give you a nasty paper cut instead."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"As you can see from your genetic printout you only think you're depressed. You are in fact a happy jolly person."

Santa takibng reindeer head to pawn shop.

'MORTY,what are you doing?!! That's the BLADDER!

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"For a start, your social-distancing skills suck!"

"I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here."

'Holy S**t!'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

A Reversing Cow

'Ingrown trombone.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

Executioner using his axe to cut his toe nails

Cow surfing for some turf.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Christmas lockdown

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

Extinct Animals

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Everything alright in there?"

Broken since March

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

Doctor checking his own shadow.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Harry, what's happened to us?'