Quirky Cartoon Collector Mugs

"The guillotine is in the shop, so I'm going to have to give you a nasty paper cut instead."

Nurse Training

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"As you can see from your genetic printout you only think you're depressed. You are in fact a happy jolly person."

Santa takibng reindeer head to pawn shop.

'MORTY,what are you doing?!! That's the BLADDER!

"For a start, your social-distancing skills suck!"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

'Holy S**t!'

"I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here."

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Extinct Animals

'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'

'Psst. Hey, Lady. Tamiflu? Best price in town!'

Christmas lockdown

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Ingrown trombone.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Cow surfing for some turf.

Executioner using his axe to cut his toe nails

A Reversing Cow

Urinal with mouth

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."

Broken since March

"Everything alright in there?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'