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'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

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Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

'This could be a new record!'

'How soon can you start?'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"Okay lets close up. Oooh wait...wishbone!"

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

'He can't stand the sight of blood.'

'Doctor, Mr. Flynn says since his surgery, he's been thirsty all the time. Do you think you could have left a sponge in him?'

"Some gum."