Quirky Bike Lover Prints

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Football Crazy strip six

Cat and Dog Bike

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Chris Froome

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Snail Coach

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Green Bike

Parts of an automobile

'What's wrong with you?'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Cyclist

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Happy Office

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

It's much easier on my knees.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Sore Loser

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.