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It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

I have a dream.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Harvest Data Festival

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

A simple clue that your bank has been sold: "Would you like that in dollars or yen?"