Quirky Adaptation Admirer Pillows

Bird with extended legs catching a lobster.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Moby Dick

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

A mad scientist.

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Ghost Porn

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."