Quirky Accolade Appreciator Mugs

'Actually, this is the award I'm proudest of.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"What are you doing?!"

Abductee of the Month

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

Log in, paper out.

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

Staff Toothpick of the Month.

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

Kissing Booth

Undertakers Pole

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

"He hated funerals. His last words were, ‘Wake me up when it's over.'"

Genetic Research Institute.

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

If anyone offers you a headswap, just say no!

"Fortunately, I'm a specialist, Miss Dawson, because you're special."

I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!

'Let's see what we can get for these gold stars!'

"Wait a minute! This is for winning a beard contest!"

"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"