Quippy Economist Mugs

'The dollar and I seem to be weakening at the same rate!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Trickledown economics

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'We buy and sell them.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Government Handouts.

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'