Quintessential Performer Pillows

Barry Cryer.

Anna Calvi

'He's maturing early.'

Radiator jazz player

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Sheep striptease'.

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Air Sitar.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Magicians monkey.

Tom Mullica.

Snake listening to music on headphones.

Madonna

The Acrobat/Musician

Yankee Stadium.

Adult Magician

Clown school

The Little Top.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"No-chance the rapper"

A orchestra performs in the rain

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Alison Pill

"No air guitar"