Quintessential Performer Pillows

'He's maturing early.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Sheep striptease'.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

The Dancing Academy

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Air Sitar.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Magicians monkey.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Snake listening to music on headphones.

Clown school

The Acrobat/Musician

"No-chance the rapper"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Yankee Stadium.

A orchestra performs in the rain

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Stiltwalker's shoes.

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Alison Pill

"No air guitar"