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"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

The Life of Pi

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Crotchet

Niche Extracurriculars

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'I got one this small.'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Pole Vaulting Club

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Quilting Bee.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Happy Eightieth Birthday

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Make do and mend

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"Nana" Technology

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'