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The Texas Chainsaw Quilting Bee

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Stephen Spender.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Noel Coward.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Ironing Punctuation

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

My Literary Influences

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Library

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Crotchet

Samuel Beckett

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Lord Byron

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."