Quicksand Ponderer Pillows

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Idle parts

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Keystone XL

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

Sitting down

How moons are born...

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Quark soup

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Oil consumption.

"You're always in a bad mood when you visit."