Quicksand Analyst Pillows

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

US and the EU

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

Gobbledygookologist

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

'It's called lateral thinking.'

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

'I know you're doing an important job at the think tank but please stop working at home!'

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Music charts development.

"Can I be in the control group?"

'It's a matter of interpretation...to a politician 'contract' like 'manifesto' simply means an 'empty promise'.'

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

Snake charmer tries to improve the sales report.

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Think TankWoolgathering Tank.

'Chosen people? - That sounds like racial profiling to me!'

'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'

Ideas Whose Time Will Never Come.

'Help me, help me!'

Opinion Formers

"Thank God for the elephant."