Quicksand Analyst Pillows

'No! I don't know why they call it quicksand when it takes so long to kill you. Now shut up and help me think of a way to get out of here.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

US and the EU

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

Gobbledygookologist

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

'It's called lateral thinking.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Music charts development.

'I know you're doing an important job at the think tank but please stop working at home!'

"Can I be in the control group?"

'It's a matter of interpretation...to a politician 'contract' like 'manifesto' simply means an 'empty promise'.'

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

"Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud, Harold. You're holding up the whole group."

Snake charmer tries to improve the sales report.

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'

Ideas Whose Time Will Never Come.

Think TankWoolgathering Tank.

'Chosen people? - That sounds like racial profiling to me!'

The LBO of the US

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Opinion Formers

'Help me, help me!'