Quick Tripper Mugs

Stop Scoot

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Inflating Boobs.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Route 666

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.