Quick Tripper Mugs

Stop Scoot

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Inflating Boobs.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'