Quick Read Queen Mugs

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Bed Spread"

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

The Queen

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Cleopatra

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Elizabeth I

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Freddie Mercury

A queen in a star print gown

This problem began in the 1950's...

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

Queen Mary II

A man reading whilst running.

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

Al by Jud Johnson

'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."

Feeling lucky?

'She's on her tenth set of dentures-she keeps wearing them out!'

Bride wearing medical gloves.

'This is my Heaven and I'll wear what I want.'

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you?

Boudicca

"Why does this happen? No matter how hard I try, Melinda Alvarez always does better!"

I love your blouse. Where'd you get it? Wait a second. You're stalling. You're holding up the line. You're

Chess

What Colour is Your Hand Gun?