Quick Fixer Prints

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Kick the machine"

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"I had to improvise"

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'How do you turn off the water if all of the handles are broken.'

'It's our last resort.'

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Stitches.

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."

In 'n out lung transplant.

"Duct tape..."