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'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

"Leftovers"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'What have you got?'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Please sir - all of them!'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

Lecture on dealing with hecklers-tongues sharpened while you wait.

Convenience food.

'Care to go out for a bite?'

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

Although he had interviewed lots of applicants who were nail-biters, this guy was by far the most annoying.

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Buzzfeed Does The Bible