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'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

"Leftovers"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'What have you got?'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Please sir - all of them!'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

Lecture on dealing with hecklers-tongues sharpened while you wait.

Convenience food.

'Care to go out for a bite?'

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Buzzfeed Does The Bible