Quibbler Of Fashion Quirks Mugs

Lingerie store

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"You might consider new socks as well."

Hats

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."