Quibbler Of Fashion Quirks Mugs

Lingerie store

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Cattlemans Saloon.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Hats

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"