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Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"Oh shut up."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

Pick a direction.

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"Which entrée raises the fewest ethical issues?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"You should have told me you needed advice."

"...the soup of today is more or less yesterday's chef's special......"

'Do you have any coffee?'

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