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"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

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"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'I've found a good book...'

Actual Results May Vary

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Thomas Aquinas

Christian Speed Dating

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

Chicken--Egg.

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'But what is a recession, Father?'