Questioning Spirit T-Shirts

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

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'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'I've found a good book...'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Actual Results May Vary

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Thomas Aquinas

Ok, who keeps shouting, "Throw him in the river and see if he floats"?

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

Christian Speed Dating

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Chicken--Egg.

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'