Questioner Of Authority T-Shirts

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Are You a True American Patriot?

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Berkeley Webcams

Henry Manning

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

"I told you she didn't like us!"

"Well, maybe you can question authority, but you sure can't ask FOLLOW-UP questions."

Church Growth

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.

'You're not gonna like the answer....'

"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

Man Carves Question Mark.

On the eighth day God created blasphemy.

"Looks like Father's done a bunk."

'What question can never be answered by yes?'

Surveillance Protester