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"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Children's education

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Welcome to your new English Class.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"She's a high grade teacher."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

The History Teacher

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.