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'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

No Mow May

"I dunno...ask him."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Mother's Day at the Hive

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

Adapting to global warming.

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

'Honey, I'm home!'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Gay couple living together.

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

Beehive

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

'Let's hear you call me that in front of my brother!'

"Yeah, the loss of bees is an environmental disaster, especially for those of us who love honey..."