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'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

No Mow May

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I dunno...ask him."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Mother's Day at the Hive

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

Adapting to global warming.

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

'Honey, I'm home!'

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Gay couple living together.

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

Beehive

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

"Yeah, the loss of bees is an environmental disaster, especially for those of us who love honey..."