Quarry Worker Pillows

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"We need a union!'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Time Out For Teddy

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Night-shift entrance

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Congratulations Strike Over!

Idle parts

Nuclear waste.

Rust test in progress.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Cheese Secret