Quarantine Hair Humorist T-Shirts

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Fist Bumper Cars

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Not you. Your hair.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Ed's receding hairline!

Nonsense Poem

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Dating in 2020

Bald Man Overcomb

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Coronavirus

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Happy Brithday

The quarantine self cut.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'