Quarantine Dieter Gifts

"So much for getting fit during quarantine. . . dieting all morning for nothing."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

The new normal

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Sisyphus during Covid

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Stay at home food pyramid

Covid-19 Caution

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Distancing with the Stars

Quarandating.

Xmas Labour Shortage

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"May I borrow your litter box. I don't want to go outside and be exposed to the coronavirus."

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!

The 12 Days of Covidmas

Five Stages of Lockdown

Stay at home

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

Keep out - Covid-19

"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

Still working from Hell

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."