Quantity Surveyor Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our quantity surveyor-themed mugs feature clever designs that celebrate their profession with humor and style—ideal for brightening their coffee break.

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"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight." mockup

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

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'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.' mockup

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!" mockup

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

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Tension filled the tent.

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When Engineers Crack.

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us." mockup

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

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'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...' mockup

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

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"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?" mockup

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

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Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass. mockup

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong." mockup

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

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'Shouldn't we be doing this online?' mockup

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

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'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!' mockup

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

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"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider." mockup

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

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'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.' mockup

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

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'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.' mockup

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

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"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage." mockup

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

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Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected. mockup

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

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"You call yourselves a demographic?" mockup

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

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"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices." mockup

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

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'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?' mockup

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

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'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!' mockup

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

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"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing." mockup

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

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"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins." mockup

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

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Surveys and economic interests

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"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

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'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

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'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor' mockup

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

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"I see you have experience marking territory."

"I see you have experience marking territory." mockup

"I see you have experience marking territory."

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'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

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"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

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Time Travel Research Lab

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Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey mockup

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

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Quantity Surveyor Mugs Collection

Quantity Surveyor Pillows

Check out our surveyor-themed pillows, adding humor and personality to their home or office space with quirky, profession-inspired designs.

Quantity Surveyor Prints

Discover our witty and stylish prints that celebrate the craft of quantity surveying—ideal for decorating an office or workspace with humor.

Quantity Surveyor T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts designed for quantity surveyors who love to showcase their profession with a witty twist—perfect for casual workwear or fun weekends.