Quality Crusader Mugs

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Man using to much bug spray

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

Bureau of Power to the People

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Not The Real Me

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Toastquest!

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

"Lunchward ho!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Air freshener - pollution.

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."