Quaint Spot Explorer Pillows

Echo Point

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Ah-Choo!

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Monster Buskers

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Introvert-in-a-Box

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Community Bed de Luxe

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"Nice curvature."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'