Quail Egg Enthusiast Pillows

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Posh Easter Egg

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."