Quad Biking Gifts

Titans Of Recreation

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

Barber shop quartet

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

Bike Romance

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Bike Rides

"We're in an open marriage."

Friends with insurance benefits.

"Five to ten years of bad accordion music...OMG!"

Tandem

Bike

Rival Jockeys

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"It was green when I went through it."

Accordion

Monkey on Bike

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Accordian

Standards mugged

Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.

Tandem face mask

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

Adam and eve riding a tandem bike

Blooming Nuisance

'How about some barber shop harmony?'

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.