Qr Code Lover Prints

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

Barcode Dreams

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Who can we call?"

Some scents are nonsense.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Computer Life

Self-Checkout.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Strategies that will always work

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

Zero Tolerance

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Workers constructing barcodes

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'

Salvador Dali's Barcode

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

Earth-Friendly.

"He's the social media member who chooses to remain anonymous."