Qr Code Lover Mugs

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

Barcode Dreams

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Who can we call?"

Some scents are nonsense.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Self-Checkout.

Computer Life

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Strategies that will always work

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Zero Tolerance

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Workers constructing barcodes

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

Earth-Friendly.

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

Salvador Dali's Barcode