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'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"Gross."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Love Birds love just being together

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Maternity ward.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

You just keep giving.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

'Big-time operators are standing by....'