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'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"Gross."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Love Birds love just being together

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Maternity ward.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

You just keep giving.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'