Pyramid Peruser Prints

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Tourists

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Camel'

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Museum.

Pyramid UFO...