Pyramid Performers Prints

The dream works when the team works.

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

IMHOtep

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Mummy Tourists

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'