Pylon Humorist Mugs

Finally, a good personal-pylon.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Flight simulator'

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"It's my helper trout!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Mask Autumn

Arresting Adam and Eve

Punch Initials - O

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.