Puzzle Whiz Prints

"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Examinations.

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Math Teacher

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."