Chess Whiz Prints

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

The computer was bad enough, but now my phone can beat me at chess.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Examinations.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Math Teacher

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Mice taking lessons.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

It's academic

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Music Quiz

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

"Be rational."

"No conifering, please."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'