Puzzle Protector Gifts

Hangman

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Light Bulb Moment

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

A Hole in the Dike

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Escher exhibition first floor

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Spot the fur ball.