Purrsona Non Grata Appreciator Prints

"I love you Minxy - you're my best friend!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'What's that funny smell?'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Hallelujah!

My horse for a kingdom.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

Leo Tolstoy

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Nude painting

Fatherhood Hall of Fame

George Frideric Handel

"You definately have a musical ear"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Ok, stop beaming up the porcupine.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Atlas and the Smiley

John Corigliano

Log in, paper out.

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"