Purrfectionists T-Shirts

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

'Here's a new cure for my cat allergies. Divorce.'

"Oh, she really likes you!"

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Do I a-mews-you?

Police Feline Unit

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Surreal ale

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Quality Contorl.

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Ventriloquist's fete

'Now I really am sick.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.