Purrfect Planner Mugs

Cat's Calendar.

'She is using that 16-buck cat litter! As soon as she's done, let's get in, act disgusted, then pee on the floor.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

A wiser and a better man

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Cat on guitar

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Long-range planning

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

Chess Chef