Purr Planner Mugs

Long-range planning

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Shelter Cat Nap

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat on guitar

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Re-home Sweet Home

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Who am I kidding?

School Trip To The Beach

"Love you!"